"Louisiana Isn't The Only Place That Has Shrimp" -- BP rep Randy Prescott

I was so unspeakably pissed off that I sent him an email. I don't fucking care if he never sees it. If you feel like calling his office, the number is (713) 323-4093. Email is Randy.Prescott@bp.com.


Dear Mr. Prescott,

If you think what BP has done is only about the shrimp, then you have a shrimp-sized conscience. Which, apparently, is the case with your balls.

Then again, imagining the profound suffering your corporation has caused might be something you don't want to delve too deeply in. And I don't blame you for not wanting to look at that. It's a hideous abyss. A majority of us wouldn't have the balls.

But how about this: instead of making snarky remarks, why not at least try to begin to make an attempt to assume a modicum of accountability? Who knows -- by doing so you might actually get on track to do some good in this world. And, as an added result, grow some balls.