Holy Mother of Monkey Poo

for Shanna Compton

Mm, monkey chow.
Or rather: ZuPreem Pre-Prepared Dry Diet Primate Food!

There is really no way to dance around the delight
of a week of eating nothing but monkey food.
It's like one of those '70s TV movies about teens
except instead of Annie taking drugs
or Joe delving into radical politics
it's a human trying to live off nothing but monkey food.

Day 2: Poo pretty smelly.

Day 3: Moderate desire to fling poo.

Day 4: Poo succinct, but deep.

Day 5: Munchies galore!

Day 6: Spotted a macaroni, a tasty pastry and some pre-prepared panini in my poo

Day 7: More savouries again


I can barely look away from the wedges.